Whats up all you cats and hi-hats? This
is your one and only wake-up call to arms
because old Alceaos is coming back. In fact...
I AM back! AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO!

So listen up children, this stuffs important!

Concerning my Novelty smut story known
as "Dragon Boned," I just have a few lines
for y'all. Hiatus is Over! That's right!
Them sexy ass Dragons known only as Kalec
Hindel and Alceaos Draken are gonna make
a "Long" awaited "Comeback" that'll be
"Bigger" and "Harder" then ever! Whoo-hoo!
I am bringing new meaning to the term sexy,
ladies and germs!

Also, I got into my college's new dorms!
Sweet! It rocks! And guess what they
happen to have here, children?

A planner?
A banner?
A ghost of some manner?

No!

They got a...Buh buh-buh dah!

SCANNER!

And you know what that means, right?
MOAR NOVELTY SMUT THEN YA LITTLE HEARTS
CAN HANDLE! Awwwwwwwwwwwwlright!

Oh, and what is Gadoken?

DAN HIBIKI!!!

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